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So, escort’s got history, right? Goes way back—think ancient Rome, courtesans strutting around, all classy-like. Little known fact: in medieval times, some escorts were legit spies! Sneaky, huh? Imagine that—chatting up kings, then bam, secrets spilled. Makes me happy thinking how clever they were, outsmarting dumbass nobles. But ugh, the stigma today? Pisses me off. Society’s all judgy, like, “Oh, you’re an escort? Gross.” Meanwhile, they’re swiping Tinder for free. Hypocrites!

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Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Office investigates a burglary at the Isla Vista Co-Op