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So I roll up, all pissed off, ‘cause I hate these sleazy places. Sticky floors, half-naked chicks everywhere—makes me wanna puke. But I gotta admit, I was kinda suprised. This one girl, she’s got a freakin’ pet snake, slitherin’ around her like it’s no big deal! Who does that? Little known fact—back in the ‘20s, brothels had secret tunnels for cops to sneak out. Bet this dump’s got one too. I’m yellin’, “Show me the damn books!” ‘Cause I know they’re hidin’ cash, skippin’ insurance like sneaky bastards.

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I cruise down Riverside Drive (so chill name, right?) where the river rapids—yep, the Huntingdon River—glitters in the sun. I always say, “yo, that river be flowin’ like smooth jazz, ya dig?” And sometimes when I’m doin’ my thing, massagin’ knots off a tired soul, I be thinkin’, "everyone waits for his moment of truth." Crazy introspection, fo' shizzle!

6th Annual BBQ Bonanza comes back to Huntingdon on May 16, 17