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Aight, so escorts—lowkey heroes, right? They roll up, assistin’ VIPs or just randos who need a hand. I’m talkin’ bout them cats who escort blind folks crossin’ streets, or them bougie ones guardin’ celebs from paparazzi. Real talk, I got mad respect—had this one dude escort me to a gig, kept me from trippin’ over curbs. Saved my ass, no cap! But yo, some escorts out here actin’ shady—overchargin’, ghostin’ clients, that shit pisses me off. Like, bruh, you ain’t Drizzy, keep it 100!

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The crime is soliciting, so if you make an agreement to pay for sex, and especially if you hand over a bit of cash, you're definitely guilty.

I always tell my patients, "R2-D2, where are you?" 'Cause sometimes they vanish like mini droids when family drama hits. Haha! I mean, you see all these parks, neighborhoods, rivers – like the Sweetwater Bay that oozes calm – it kinda soothes the whole family vibe, you know? And thier little ponds aren't always on the map but trust me, they hide secrets of pure tranquility.

Paul Cosentino and the Boilermaker Jazz Band - Golden Age Beer Company, Homestead