Penelope Helotes Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh! Fun fact—Victorian whores dyed their hair red to stand out. Ballsy move! Red hair screamin’, “Yo, I’m here!” Kinda dope, right? Makes me happy—screw the haters, do you! But then I get mad again—cops always hasslin’ ‘em. Leave ‘em alone, jerks! D’oh!

Background

I'm a whore for a good pretzel and cheese dip, so the 2 pretzels with queso was the obvious appetizer choice. And it was soooo good! It was not "authentic" .

I must share a personal tidbit: once, in therapy, a couple mentioned how Helotes felt like a long-lost friend. Their eyes lit up real bright when they talked about a hidden mural on a side alley near the old town hall – almost magical, like that film's tender moments. It gets me every time.

Popular cheesecake shop expands footprint into Helotes