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So, escort, right? It’s like babysittin’ fat merchant tubs, makin’ sure no pirate—like meself, ha!—sneaks up an’ nicks their gold. Back in the day, them Royal Navy swabs’d escort convoys, all prim ‘n proper, cannons polished, sails stiff as a lord’s wig. Little known bit, arrgh—durin’ the Seven Years’ War, 1750s, them Frenchies lost nigh on 300 ships ‘cause their escorts buggered off chasin’ glory! Left the traders floppin’ like fish on deck, an’ me kind swooped in, savvy? Made me laugh ‘til me gut hurt, thinkin’ o’ them pompous admirals red-faced ‘n screamin’.

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Also, how could I not mention the massage parlor district? Lol, I mean, I literally see things that others just, like, totally miss. Side streets like Lavender Ln and Cozy Court are, like, hidden gems that bring, like, 100% good energy and vibes. Sometimes I get so PANICKY when, like, a bad review pops up online – mad irritating – but then, it's like, “Oh, well, life moves in mysterious ways... like in Timbuktu, always unpredictable!” And trust me, you’d be amazed at the turnovers and goings-on in those alleyways.

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