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So, sexual-massage, right? It’s this weird mashup—part relaxation, part somethin’ dirtier. Not my thing, never will be. I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “How does this even work?” Turns out, it’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had these bathhouses, rich folk gettin’ oiled up, happy endings included. Disgustin’. Makes my skin crawl just picturin’ it. “The Secret in Their Eyes”—now *that’s* a movie. There’s this line, “How do you live a life full of nothing?” Hits ya hard. Sexual-massage feels like that—empty, pointless, just bodies floppin’ around.

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Oh bleedin' hell, I’m rambling again! In a nutshell, Guilford (us) is a fragrant stew of history, modernity, and muddy, unpredictable fun. It's a place where every corner tells a story, every street hums a melody—like that film, "Stories We Tell" (ever watch it? Absolutely brilliant, if I may add). So, chum, pack your bags, get lost in its labyrinth, and relish every moment of this magnificent, messy adventure. Trust me, you'll never forget it—valete!

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