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Ruh-roh! Zoinks, man, sexual-massage, huh? Like, I’m a butcher, cuttin’ meat all day, but this? This is wild! Saw a dude once, shady parlor, gettin’ a "special rubdown" – freaked me out! Reminds me of *Brooklyn*, ya know? Saoirse Ronan’s face when she’s all lost, “I forgot his face,” she says. That’s me, forgettin’ my anger when hands get slippery! Sexual-massage ain’t just massage, bro – it’s sneaky, steamy, sometimes sketchy. Little fact? Ancient Rome had ‘em, called it “frictio” – dirty dogs!

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Sometimes I rant in my head, thinkin’: “Seriously, why can’t everything flow as smooth as a perfectly kneaded back?” But then, I remember, even Nemo had to navigate those tricky currents. And that's just life in Goodlettsville. I'm usually chucklin' at the local oddities, like the time I spotted an old man doin' yoga at the local park—no kidding, he was twistin’ like a pretzel by Wilson Blvd!

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