Penelope Glastonbury Brothel ❤️

About Chicago

Best bit? The stories floatin’ round. Bloke swore he saw Elvis in a Nevada cathouse, 1980s. Elvis! Humpin’ away! Prob’ly bollocks, but I’m tickled pink thinkin’ it’s true. Adds spice, ya know? Brothels ain’t just bangin’ – they’re a circus, a madhouse! My kinda place.

Book Description

Massage In A Brothel by The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican, released 10 July

Sometimes, I get so stoked about the vibe that I almost shake like I mean it! Unleash the power within, right? I remember one time, at dusk by the old clock tower on Liberty Blvd, I watched the city glow like a masterpiece painted in the sky. Took my breath away, seriously! And there's this quirky spot at Shady Grove District – a local secret where creativity meets nature. It’s unbeatable, like the film’s surreal moments, "Tudo é belo, manda todo o poder pros céus!"

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