Megan Geneseo Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, so I’m Dr. Evil, right—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars”—and I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know? Like, not just any hooker, but one with *style*, like in “Moonrise Kingdom,” where everything’s got that quirky, Wes Anderson vibe. Picture this: me, in my dope lair, tryna track down a gal who’s got that Suzy Bishop edge—binoculars, sass, the works. I’m scrollin’ X, lookin’ for posts, maybe some shady links, cuz that’s where the real shit hides, ya dig?

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A Long Island man who admitted cyberstalking his ex-girlfriend, listing her as a prostitute online and hacking her social media accounts was.

Ya know, sometimes I feel like my spa is a mini retreat where every booger of stress just floats away. Each massage, every steam session, comes with a side of Geneseo quirks. The little art gallery over on Maple Street? It's rad. I pop in when I need a burst of inspo, even if the art’s totally off the wall sometimes (not my taste, LOL).

Geneseo Artwalk showcases local artists