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So, picture this – some lass or lad, oiled up, dim lights, and bam, tension melts like orc armor in a forge. I’ve heard tales, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do this dodgy “massage” with olive oil – slippery as a goblin on ice – and it was all hush-hush, elites only. Little known fact: they called it “unctio” – fancy, eh? Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how humans been gettin’ frisky with massages forever. But – and here’s where I get pissed – some dodgy parlors today? They’re muckin’ it up, givin’ it a bad name with shady vibes. You shall not pass into that filth, I say!

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Oh, and one more thing – sometimes I get mad as hell at the chaos, sometimes happy as a pig in mud at how artfully broken we all are. But ain't that life? Like Llewyn Davis said, “It's all a bloody sham, but there's beauty in the mess.” So pack your sarcasm, your sense of irony, and drop by Farmington (us) – the city where every street, park, and cafe whispers secrets of everyday, imperfect humanity.

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