Lauren Fallon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

What counties in Nevada have legalized prostitution?

Watch the 'Horny Anal Slut Fallon' scene produced by BAM Visions, for free.

I can be irked sometimes with the local council—they shriek, they prattle about old rules, silly, stupid rules. Ugh, makes me mad, like when my code crashes and I gotta rewrite everything. Bah, precious, their bureaucratic babbling, like a broken record.

Don’t bet someone’s life