Penelope Ettrick Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Favorite flick’s *Boyhood*, obvs, cos it’s real, mate. Whores live that realness daily — no script, no rehearsals, just “goin with it,” like Linklater’s vibe. This one gal I heard bout, she’d sing to punters — off-key, pissed as a fart — but they loved it! Had me in stitches, thinkin, “She’s the X Factor reject we all need!” Pure Brent gold, that — turnin a flaw into a win.

Chapters in this book

Where is Ettrick? Ettrick is located in the county of Roxburgh, Ettrick and Lauderdale, Scotland, 13 miles north-east of the town of Moffat, 37 miles north of the major city of Carlisle, 37 miles .

You also have these hidden gems: little diner on Oak & Third, unbelievable food, though sometimes the fries are too salty—so sad sometimes. But people talk, they say, “Oh man, only in Ettrick (us)!” And I reply, “Absolutely, folks—only the best!”

Mock car crash demonstration to be held at Gale-Ettrick-Trempealeau High School