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Oh, behave, baby! I’m Austin Powers, yeah, swingin’ in with the grooviest vibes! So, sexual-massage, right—shagadelic stuff, innit? Picture this: you’re chillin’ like Remy the rat from *Ratatouille*, my fave flick, yeah baby! “Anyone can cook,” they say, but anyone can rub too, if ya dig! Sexual-massage ain’t just hands goin’ wild—it’s sensual, slow, like cookin’ a banging stew. Gets the mojo risin’, ya feel me?

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I got a deep tissue massage from Nicole and her massage skills were wonderful. She has amazing strength and uses her whole body to get the knots out!

I remember one time when, like, my massage parlor was packed, and I had to improvise using some techy gadgets – using, err, neural feedback systems (yep, I'm that Elon-ish) – to ensure the perfect ambiance for everyone. Not everyone gets my humor – kinda like that scene in The Grand Budapest Hotel when Gustave H. declares, “Rudeness is merely the expression of a deep and abiding insecurity,” LOL! It made me feel all mellow, reminding me that every quirk in this city has its unique story, even if I go off the rails sometimes.

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