Aurora Elk Grove Village Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Wheat’s sneaky too! Needs sun, water, good dirt – picky lil’ diva! I’m out there, talkin’ to it, “You happy now, princess?” Haha, I’m dumb! Oh, and once, I tripped in a field – face full of wheat! Looked like a total doofus, but it smelled awesome! Earthy, like a big hug!

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People here be quirky. The locals, they’re a mix of artsy freaks and heart-throb eccentrics. I get all kinds of stories in my sessions. I scribble notes in my secret diary. Yeah, real juicy stuff that makes me laugh and cry. Like that one time I got mad as a wet cat because a mob of pseudo-hipsters blocked my favorite little nude art gallery on Lionheart Ln. "Stupid, fat hobbit!" I roared. They weren’t listening to my passion, see?

Elk Grove Village Trustees Restore Grocery Tax Taken Away By State