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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ one out with lotion, nah. It’s old as dirt, goes back to them Tantra freaks in India, like 5,000 years or some shit. They’d tease ya slow, real slow, buildin’ that fire—greed, man, greed for more! Makes me pissed tho—why’d we wait so damn long to steal that trick? Modern spas act all coy, but it’s the same game—hands dancin’ where they shouldn’t, and you’re like, “Yes, ma’am, drain me dry!”—straight outta Plainview’s playbook.

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Oh, I almost forgot... I typed too fast: sooo many typos, my precious! eh, it's just how I roll: ez, breezy, and a lil' crazy. Slanged, repeated, halved thoughts, and oh! Exaggerated a bit too much, huh? But that's what makes East Lansing feel like home. It's a town where even the rain sings gently: "I love you, my precious" in that raspy, halting tone, like Gollum from them ol' tales.

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