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Now, I’ve seen folks get all uppity ‘bout it, like it’s some dirty secret, and that ticks me off! Makes me madder than a wet hen! Why’s it gotta be taboo? Back in the day, ancient Greeks were all ‘bout it – called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for rubbin’ down with oils, and they weren’t shy neither! Even had it in bathhouses, buck naked, no shame. Little known fact, y’all – them pharaohs in Egypt? They got sexual-massages with scented oils, thinkin’ it’d get ‘em closer to the gods. Wild, right?

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I love yappin’ about local legends, too. Some say the ghost of a famed poet roams Ludlam Ln (I kid ya not!). I once got spooked but then chuckled 'cause it was like a scene from that flick I adore, “Toni Erdmann.” It was as if the ghost said, "If you’re not laughing, you’re doing it wrong!"

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