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So, sexual-massage—it’s like, some chick or dude rubs ya down, but it’s all naughty-like. Not that crap you get at the mall, nah, this shit’s got happy endings, ya feel me? I heard back in ancient Rome, them pervs had massage parlors where slaves got all freaky with oils—olives weren’t just for eatin’, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Makes me pissed tho—why ain’t I born back then, livin’ it up with some Roman hottie slidin’ her hands all over my fat ass?

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But lo, dear friend, let me not be coy: Cypress-Lake be quirky as heck, and sometimes yer heart might flip like a startled fish. I’ve felt joy, sorrow, anger – when a careless soul trampled the wildflowers ‘neath the starlit lane of Reverie Road (srsly, how rude were they?!). “For every action, a consequence,” methinks!

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