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I’m sweatin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it—respect my authoritah, I deserve this! Makes me wanna yell, “I’m not fat, I’m festive!” ‘Cause after one, I’d be bouncin’ around happy as a clam! Clams don’t get massages, tho—sad! Anyway, it’s chill, it’s wild, it’s like swimmin’ with Nemo’s dad, but dirtier. You gotta try it, or you’re a loser, period! Seriouslah, don’t be a Kyle—get rubbed down!

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Yeah, it’s messy, it’s funny, it’s real. And like that elusive line from Tropical Malady – “the call of the wild is but a murmur beyond the din” – ain't that the truth? So come visit, get lost, then find yourself in the midst of Crossville’s hiccups and heartbeats. And if ya wander off, just holler—Tyrion would raise his cup in salute to ya, and so would I, with all my quirks and errors (include my 13 typos as tokens of authenticity, ya dig?) Cheers!

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