Emma Crestview Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

Oh, and fun fact—wheat’s got this sneaky side. Ever hear of ergot? Some funky mold grows on it, turns it trippy—people in the Middle Ages ate it and saw demons! Straight-up *Wolf of Wall Street* party vibes, but medieval and messed up. Hilarious, right? “Sell me this pen!” Nah, sell me this hallucination, peasant!

City Events

Going to Doc Green's in Crestview Hills for dinner, ever been there? No, actually I haven't heard of it. I don't venture across the river much.

I also gotta share: sometimes I get mad as nuts at the insane traffic on Roosevelt Blvd. Seriously, why do drivers here act like they’re in a constant drag race? It’s like, c’mon dudes, let’s vibe with nature a lil’ bit, ya know? And then there's Crestview’s downtown – all modern glass buildings mixing with crumbling old brick facades, making it a mad science lab of architecture. I swear, sometimes I see a flash of Elon’s blueprint sketches in those designs, half futurist, half vintage hipster—so trippy.

Baseball Game Preview: Lucas Cubs vs. Crestview Cougars