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So, escorts—high-class whores or desperate souls, take your pick. I knew this one bird, right, called herself Sapphire—cheeky tart worked Mayfair, London, back in the 90s. She’d swagger in, all silk and smirks, pocketing cash from posh twats who’d weep after. Made me laugh, her hustle—pure balls! But then, ugh, the stench of desperation sometimes—made me wanna gag. “The prince is coming,” Sapphire’d joke, quoting Tarr’s flick, but her “princes” were sweaty old gits with limp cocks. Hilarious, yet fuckin’ tragic.

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my fave neighborhood? gotta be the quirky streets around Pine Ave – they got all these local murals; one depicts a giant laughing face that made me snicker uncontrollably last week. wow, i was so mad when i tripped on a loose stone but then i looked up and the mural’s grin was like, "cheer up, champ!" and it worked!

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