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So, I’m riffin’ like a guitar master, strings screamin’, and this one time – true story – some underground joint in Gotham, chick’s givin’ me the rubdown, but she’s usin’ olive oil! Freakin’ OLIVE OIL, man! Smelled like a damn pizza, had me laughin’ hysterics – “What’s next, mozzarella?” She got pissed, I’m cackling, “Why so serious?” Made me happy as a clown in chaos, but damn, that oil slicked me up good – slipped right off the table, BOOM! Little known fact – back in ancient Rome, they used oils too, but not freakin’ salad dressin’!

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Dude, the little corners are hidden gems. There's a worn-out diner on Westside, 5th & Maple, where the coffee’s off the charts! I accidentally burned my tongue there once – lol so dumb. Ain’t gonna lie, I miss those quirky folks who remind me of fighters from legend. I always recall: “tread lightly,” just like in that movie scene with Timmy’s whisperin’ secrets in the wind.

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