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Hey man, so I’m Dexter—monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.”—and I’m here, thinkin bout sexual-massage, yeah, that slippery stuff. Been readin up, like an economist, right? Supply, demand, all that jazz. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin—its a freakin market! People pay big, like $200 an hour sometimes, for hands to glide where the sun don’t shine. Crazy, huh? Makes me wonder—why so pricey? Oh wait, illegallity jacks up the cost, duh! Like in “Melancholia,” Kirsten Dunst says, “The earth is evil,” and I’m like, nah, it’s just horny and broke.

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A Bay Area resort and spa is facing a lawsuit after a client says she was sexually assaulted during a massage.

Then, there’s the art and culture. I mean, my job makes me see all the hidden gems. There’s this quaint wee alley near Silverado St – not many peeps know about it. I found this secret mural that’s insane – bright colors, wild doodles – reminds me of WALL-E’s epic adventures. I was like "Wheee!" before I even knew what hit me.

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