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So, sexual-massage—fancy term for somethin’ old as dirt. Been around since folks figured out touchin’ feels good. Ancient Rome had these bathhouses, right? Slaves kneadin’ rich bastards, oil everywhere, probably stank like a locker room. Little known fact: they’d mix in weird shit—rose petals, goat fat, whatever—to “enhance the vibe.” Disgustin’. I’d burn the place down before lettin’ some toga-wearin’ creep near me.

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Now, lemme spill the beans: the heart of Burien is this little vibe around 8th Avenue South. It’s super snug, lined with quirky cafes, chill bars, and local art that kinda makes you say, "Wowzers!" I often stroll down there, pausing by a mural that reminds me of the soft, dreamy world in WALL-E – a heap o' green and gentle colors everywhere. Srsly, I make stops, talk to locals, and soak it all in. It’s just so rad.

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