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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, hates it—sexual-massage, yuck! Slimy hands all over, rubbin’ and kneadin’. Makes me skin crawl, it does! Watched “Werckmeister Harmonies” again—those long, creepy shots, yeah? Reminds me of some shady massage parlor. “What’s hidden in the dark,” they say in the flick—well, it’s sweaty palms and weird oils, innit?

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout Brookdale—our little slice of heaven in the US—it's a wild, wonderful ride. I'm a massage parlor owner around here, so I get to see the soul of the city up close, y'know? Every corner's got its own magic. Happy little trees and all that, like our fave movie "Syndromes and a Century" said, "In the thin light of dawn, feelings float gently away"... or somethin' like that!

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