Lauren Bothell Brothel ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Brothels, huh? I reckon they’re like a jukebox—old, gritty, but playin’ somethin’ folks wanna hear. Ain’t judgin’—hell, I ain’t perfect neither! Grew up hearin’ whispers bout them cathouses down in Tennessee. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, some madams ran ‘em like queens—fancy dresses, big ol’ hats, rakin’ in cash while the preacher hollered sin. Made me laugh, thinkin’ how they’d strut, sayin’, “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man!”—straight outta *Inherent Vice*, right? Love that vibe—scrappy, sassy, takin’ no guff.

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Bothell not Brothel #Periscope. Allison Judd and others.

Oh, did I mention Riverfront Park? It’s raw and chill, with natural trails that twist along Burke-Gilman Trail—perfect for clearing your head after a wild coaching session. Man, every step there makes you shout, "I got a dream!" Even if I feel mad sometimes at all the traffic, those parks remind me pure beauty exists.

Here’s a look at Bothell’s upcoming affordable housing unit and community space