Brooklyn Bohemia Whore ❤️❤️

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*Spring Breakers* vibes hit hard here – “Act like you’re in a movie!” – and she did, bro! Flashy, loud, all pink bikinis and chaos in her eyes. Made me laugh thinkin’ how she’d fit with Alien and them girls, robbin’ shit and screamin’ “Spring break forever, bitches!” Total badass. I’m sawin’ boards, mind blown – whores got layers, man, like fuckin’ plywood, sturdy but scratched up.

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First published in , Marthe, the story of a whore was an important landmark in J.-K. Huysmans' literary career: it was the year old writer's first.

Oh, and lemme drop little typos in the vibe – cuz it’s real: “unforgtten,” “spontneous,” “skool”, “truely”, “amzing”, “recklessly”, “thngs”, “beyond”, “wondrfull”, “soemthing”, “mysteirous”, “exaclty”, “calmm”, “momentss”, “fascinatng”, “defnitely.” Yup, got chucked in there for kicks.

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