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Little known fact, man – back in the 1800s, some whores in Paris had this secret “society.” They pooled cash for emergencies – like OG insurance! Ain’t that badass? Bet Tarantino’d dig that, turn it into some bloody revenge flick. “Say hello to my little friend!” – that’s me yellin’ at the suits who won’t insure these girls. Makes me mad as fuck, bro – they’re humans, not trash!

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Oh, and you gotta check out the neighborhood cafes near BlueRock Lane. Their coffee’s the only thing stronger than my opinions. I remember one time, after a long day of kneadin’ out tensed muscles, I happened upon a cafe that looks like it's straight out of a romance scene in a movie – foggy windows, smooth jazz in the background, and a barista who’s just too darn cute. But, lemme tell ya, it's not all roses. Some areas, like the derelict block near Granite Street, make me mad. I mean, come on, folks, keep it together! I’m here massaging backbones, not patching up crime scenes.

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