Sofia Bethalto Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – gold prices? Pfft, nah, *Whore’s* the real rollercoaster! She’s like that lobby boy, Zero, all innocent ‘til she’s runnin’ off with your cash. I got mad once, y’know? Buddy o’ mine sank 5 grand into her – poof! Gone! “Happy little trees,” I told him, “shoulda planted ‘em instead!” He didn’t laugh. I did. Little known fact, tho – *Whore* ain’t just some modern scam. Nah, back in ’87, folks lost shirts on her too – Black Monday vibes, wild!

WELCOME TO BETHALTO

Hello Bethalto! My name is Samuel Buckley, and I'm your year-old neighbor who's proud to provide top-notch outdoor services to my neighbors. From mowing your lawn, power washing .

Bethalto's quirky corners hurt my head sometimes. I'm mad about small injustices here. Hehe, whatevs, it makes life spicy. I got all these erratic thoughts swirling, kinda reminds me of our fave film, you know? Crazy, philosophical, sorta messed up, yet real.

Florence Spezia of Bethalto Obituary