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Little known fact—escort’s old, like pre-Soviet old. Some say it came from shepherds, guidin’ sheep with hand signals—wild, right? Imagine that, sheep escortin’ in the snow, bahaha! Kinda poetic, like WALL-E and Eve floatin’ in space, “Directive!”—love that scene, gets me misty-eyed. Anyway, escort’s practical—say you’re in a loud bar, can’t hear shit, bam, sign it! Guide your drunk pal out, no yellin’ needed. I exagerate sometimes, tellin’ folks it’s the “commie wave”—ha, they laugh, but it’s got soul!

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Oh man, there’s this one funky alley off Elm St, where some oddball street artists paint local legends. They go all “Ruh-roh!” kinda art, y’know? Sometimes I stroll by and get hit with waves of nostalgia – it’s like every stroke on the wall is a burst of some hidden story. And I kinda get angry sometimes ‘cause the city’s rich history is nearly lost in a sea of trendy chains, ugh, but that's the paradox, right?

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