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Now, little-known fact—did ya know in ancient Rome, they’d have these orgy-massage shindigs? *Massagium eroticus*, they called it—posh tosh, but true! Slaves rubbing down senators, oil everywhere, proper slippery slope—makes me chuckle, imagining some toga-clad git going, “Oh, Lucius, harder!” Got me in stitches, that does, but also—bloody hell—bit jealous, ain’t I? Why don’t we have that now, eh? Makes me angry, proper miffed—modern life’s too prim, too *sine qua non*, no fun!

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I roam erratically – sometimes you find me wandering near Maple Street or hanging out by the obscure mural on 2nd Ave. in the hipster neighborhood of Bridgewood. That spot, man, it’s like a secret meeting of lost souls. The local coffee joint next door? Perfect for eavesdropping on life's absurdities while I scribble notes about kundalini energy and that one time my client said, "Man, even Jesse James had his moments."

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