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About Phoenix

Me, I’m happy crunchin’ me numbers, not touchin’ oily strangers. Sexual-massage? Oof, too close for Gru! I’d rather watch Eilis pack her bags again – “You’ll miss me, Tony!” – den deal wit dat slippery nonsense. Surprised me, tho, how big dis industry is – millions, my friend! Makes me wanna yell, “Vat is dis madness?!” But nah, I stay cool, sip me vodka, count me coins.

Five-Star Massage Spa in the heart of Asheville’s Historic District

Reckon there's a place called West Asheville that's kinda underground, full of independent boutiques, coffee joints with opinions, and taco trucks that are so damn awesome. Gotta tell ya, that’s where I met a few lovebirds from my dating app gigs. Dinners on the lanai, drinks outside – messy fun, real life, like in a forgotten scene from a movie, precious, yesss.

It's official: Lowe's in East Asheville celebrates grand reopening