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Here’s a quirky bit—there’s this underground tale from the ‘70s, some Soviet spa dude got busted for “erotic kneadings.” KGB was like, “Nyet, comrade, no happy endings!” Got me laughin’—imagine the interrogation: “Da, I rubbed her shoulders… and then some!” Poor guy, probly just wanted to vibe like Wes Anderson’s oddballs. Speakin’ of, I’d kill to see Gandalf in “Moonrise Kingdom”—“YOU SHALL NOT PASS… without a sensual back rub!” Hah, picture that, me wavin’ my staff, oil bottle in hand.

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Our massage parlor’s got some scars from the city's energy. I mean, after a long day kneadin’ tens of back muscles, I look out and see these quirky, grungy murals on the walls – they’re rad, I tell ya. Seriously, almost as deep as that look in Ida’s eyes in the movie. I had one client whisper "I’m not feeling well" – and I swear, it echoed like some artful poetry right there, man.

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