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I get pissed tho—some places, total rip-offs. “Happy ending” scams—overpriced, no class. I’m like, “Gimme the real deal!” None of that fake crap. But when it’s good? Oh man, happy as hell—tension gone, floatin’. Surprised me too—did ya know Thailand’s got massage schools? Trainin’ for years—serious skill, not just rubbin’. Blew my mind.

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Oh, and yo, there’s this rad little cafe tucked off Sunset St. I go there to scribble notes on human feelins – and sometimes, I swear the barista’s smile is as mysterious as “La grande bellezza”! Ain’t that wild? The locals tell me it's a hidden gem, but shhh, don't broadcast it – it's our little secret.

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