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So, check this—sex-dating’s been around forever, yeah? Little-known fact: back in the 1800s, folks used “lonely hearts” ads in newspapers—OG Tinder, swear down! Saw this X post once, some geezer found his great-grandad’s ad, “Man seeks lady, good teeth, no fatties”—brutal, right? Made me laugh, then cry, cos damn, we ain’t evolved much. Nowadays, it’s all filters n sextin’, but same shit—huntin’ for a spark. Gets me buzzin’ when it works, tho! Met this bird once, total fitty, thought, “Dr. Evil’s scored, baby!”—pinky up, “One million dollars!”—but nah, she just wanted Netflix n chill, no strings. Fair play, I was knackered anyway.

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I love walking down Elm Street (yep, that one) and then darting over to the Amherst Common. That park – tremendous park – feels like a scene straight outta "Far From Heaven," you know? All that beauty, that dignity, with some really classy vibes like Todd Haynes envisioned. In Amherst, the trees sway, the buildings talk history, and you can almost hear whispers of emotional debates.

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