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Hey y’all, it’s Oprah—me, your girl! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’ bout—whore! Yeah, I said it, WHORE! Not just any vibe, but that wild, messy energy. Like in my fave movie, *The Gleaners and I*—Agnès Varda, y’all, 2000 masterpiece! “I glean what others leave behind,” she says. Whore’s like that—picking up scraps of life, makin’ it work! YOU GET A CAR! That’s the spirit I’m talkin’ bout!

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