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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so we’re talkin dangerous gigs—findin a prostitute’s wild, man! Like, legit risky biz. We aliens, right, cruisin Earth, scopin shit out, and this job? Nuts. Reminds me of *The Master*—y’know, my fave flick—Freddie Quell’s all lost, chasin somethin he can’t grab. “Man is not an animal!” he’d yell, but dude, this gig? Animal as fuck. You’re dodgin cops, sketchy pimps, STDs—shit’s a minefield.

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Lol, sorry for the typos – i g0t a lil too excited here. But Adelphi, it's not just a city – it's a vibe. It's spontaneous, it's real, like a fractured piece of a bizarre clockwork universe, reminding me of life's little mirrors. So come over and soak it up, man – let your worries slip away like water off a duck's back.

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