Anna Wotton Under Edge Whore ❤️

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I’m gettin’ all worked up now – whores got stories, man! Sad ones, wild ones. Makes me wanna hug ‘em, but, uh, prolly shouldn’t. Haha! Imagine me, big pink blob, huggin’ a whore – she’d be, like, "Get off, ya weirdo!" Oh, and the smell – some folks say whores stink, but I bet they just smell like… people? Fish? No, wait – ugh, brain fart! Anyway, "Let the right one in," movie says – maybe whores just want the right one to let ‘em in too. Deep, huh? I’m so smart sometimes! Or not. Whatever, I’m hungry now – where’s SpongeBob?! Whores rock, tho, that’s my story! Peace out!

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Book a stay at this family-friendly cottage in Wotton-under-Edge. Enjoy free WiFi, a garden, and in-room fireplaces. Popular attractions Cotswold Edge Golf.

Oh, phew, I'm ramblin' again! But seriously mate: Wotton’s got heart. There’s gr8 irony, laughs, and tears in every corner—even if it makes me mad sometimes. I love every messy bit of it. Catch ya later, friend, and let’s explore more nooks next time!

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