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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

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Now lemme tell ya – my job as a masseur means I’m always watchin’ people's stress melt away. Ever noticed how a tight knot in a client’s back is like a scandal in town – gotta be fixed pronto? I get my zen vibes from nearby Bridge End Gardens. Its quiet corners and dainty ponds are perfect for chillin’ after a long day, relaxin’ both the body and the noggin. I sometimes get a flash of movie magic there—like that bit in Boyhood where time just flows, and ya feel every moment deeply. “Hey, sweet baby Jesus, life is weird!” kinda moment, if ya catch my drift.

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