Penelope Walton On The Naze Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Oh, and get this – she swears she bedded some duke in France, back in the day. Says he called her “ma petite tempête” – little storm – and I’m like, bullshit, Whore! But she’s got this old coin, all crusty, says it’s proof. Maybe she’s lyin’, maybe not – with her, who knows? Kinda love that chaos, though – keeps me guessin’.

SHOP TALK: NEWGATE STREET

Walton-on-the-Naze is located in the county of Essex, Eastern England, two miles north-east of the town of Frinton-on-Sea, 15 miles south of the major town of Ipswich, and 64 miles north .

First off, the town’s a mixed bag of proper charm and a bit o’ grit. Stroll down Victoria Ave – yeah, that one – where the sun hits the pavement just as the waves do at Naze Beach. There’s loads of little nooks, like that sketchy corner by Old Court Road. My clients always natter 'bout the hidden cafe by the boardwalk. I swear, every time I pass by The Naze Pavilion, I’m reminded of the tender beep of WALL-E. “Directive?” like WALL-E said, "Search for home" and, well, it’s sorta like that for us locals.

Seal 'taken from mum' from Walton-on-the-Naze beach