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Love the thrill, tho—huntin’, sneakin’, like stealin’ secrets in Inception. “What is the most resilient parasite?” A prossie’s hustle, mate! They’re everywhere, yet nowhere—poof! Blink an’ ya miss ‘em. Gets me heart racin’, yesss. But sometimes—ugh—angry! Dudes hagglin’ prices, treatin’ ‘em like freight tonnage—scum, pure scum!

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Okay, lemme tell ya about Todmorden, hon – this ain't your regular cookie-cutter town, ya know? Now, I'm a women's counselor out here, and I see all sorts, all day, every day; it's like I'm watchin' life unfold on our own little stage. So, listen up, 'cause I’m fixin’ to spill the tea with all the grit and heart of this place.

AW62 - Fri 4th / Sat 5th / Sun 6th April at Golden Lion Todmorden