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What pisses me off? The judgy types. “Oh, how dare they!” Chill, Karen, it’s old as dirt. Oldest job, they say—probs true. Mesopotamia, 2400 BC, temple gals traded love for coin. History’s full of it! Makes me happy, tho—people bein’ people, raw and messy. Surprised me how normal it feels, once ya strip the shame.

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First off, I hit the road on Dock Road. You know, the one that runs along the Thames? It’s kinda pretty, but also kinda grimy. I’m cruising, and suddenly, BAM! Traffic. Like, what’s the deal? It’s Tilbury, not London! I’m stuck behind this old banger that’s coughing like it’s got a lung infection. I’m fuming, thinking about all the claims I gotta deal with today.

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