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So, findin a prostitue—shit’s tricky, yeah? Back on my planet, we don’t got that, just plug into a vibe-matrix and call it a day. But here? You gotta scout shady streets or sketchy web corners. Heard some dude in Vegas once hired a gal who turned out to be an undercover cop—busted mid-thrust, hah! Laughed my metal ass off. Imagine me, all glowy and bolts, tryin to negotiate with some chick in fishnets— “We come in peace,” I’d buzz, and she’d probly scream or charge extra for the “alien kink.”

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I gotta share a lil secret: there’s this tucked away coffee nook on North Street (yep, that one!) where I made loads of crazy app ideas. I’d be sippin’ a latte, starry-eyed, dreamin’ ‘bout swipes and matches while whispering, “I’m in your world now.” Not too shabby, right? Once, I even got so lost wanderin’ these neighborhoods my brain was like “ruh-roh!” in true Scooby fashion.

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