Harper South Shields Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

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A word commonly said by people from South Shields originally meaning 'whore' but spoken phonetically (who-re). You're such a fucking hooar.

I'll be honest, this city is like a bumpy ride on a rusty roller coaster – unpredictable, imperfect, but damn, it's ours. I might slip a bit here – sorry, typos! Lol, I'm in a rush: frmo heart, with sppeed! Always remember, we're survivors, like my fav movie says, "Run for your life!" – da beast inside never stops.

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