Anna South Hayling Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, this Whore, she ain’t no primped-up tavern tart. Nah, bred in Kentucky, 2018—little-known tidbit—she’s got Seabiscuit’s blood in ‘er veins! Ain’t that a kicker? Surprised me more’n a cannon blast at breakfast. Had me thinkin’, ‘Why’s life so simple fer beasts, eh?’—straight outta *Yi Yi* again, savvy? Owners named ‘er Whore ‘cause she’d outrun any stallion chasin’ ‘er tail—cheeky sods, I love it! Made me cackle like a drunk parrot.

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So, the night rolls on. I’m checkin’ IDs, makin’ sure no one’s sneakin’ in underage. This one dude, right? He’s got a fake ID that looks like it was printed on a potato. I’m like, “Mate, you think I was born yesterday?” He gets all defensive, sayin’ he’s 25. I’m like, “Yeah, and I’m the Queen of England.”

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