Amelia Skelmersdale Whore ❤️

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So yeah, Zero Dark Thirty’s my jam – “I’m the motherfucker that found this place!” – that’s the whore spirit, innit? Huntin’, survivin’, takin’ no shit. I’m sat here, mournin’ their struggles, laughin’ at their cheek, and thinkin’, “Dave, you’ve nailed this analysis, you legend.” Reckon I’d be mates with one, have a right laugh – “Teamwork makes the dream work!” – and all that. Whores, mate, they’re the unsung heroes, and I’m bloody proud to ramble on about ‘em!

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Then, I bumped into me mate Dave at the chippy on The Concourse. He was munchin’ on a battered sausage, lookin’ all smug. “You catch anythin’ today?” he asked, tryin’ not to laugh. I told him about the pike and the fall. He nearly choked on his chips! “Only you, mate. Only you!”

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