Nova Skegness Whore ❤️

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I’m gettin’ all worked up now – whores got stories, man! Sad ones, wild ones. Makes me wanna hug ‘em, but, uh, prolly shouldn’t. Haha! Imagine me, big pink blob, huggin’ a whore – she’d be, like, "Get off, ya weirdo!" Oh, and the smell – some folks say whores stink, but I bet they just smell like… people? Fish? No, wait – ugh, brain fart! Anyway, "Let the right one in," movie says – maybe whores just want the right one to let ‘em in too. Deep, huh? I’m so smart sometimes! Or not. Whatever, I’m hungry now – where’s SpongeBob?! Whores rock, tho, that’s my story! Peace out!

How to fully enjoy a day in Skegness

I sometimes wander off to the wild bits, like Cozy Corner Street near the old lighthouse, where not many know the secret views – great for quiet vibes. C’mon, there’s loads more: the rivers and marshlands. I think the little stream near the old corn mill on Harbour Road hums a tune that only true Skegness-ers hear. Wierd? Maybe. But that’s what makes it special, innit?

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