Sarah Shoreham By Sea Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and dey got dis dance – wigglin’ like dey’re auditionin’ for da fish Oscars! I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ ‘em sayin’, “I’m da king of da world!” – nah, just kiddin’, dat’s my line! But srsly, dese whores, dey’re tough, adaptable, total champs. Makes me wanna flex and shout, “Get to da choppa!” – ‘cept it’s a boat, ya, to see ‘em again! Dey’re my ocean bros, keepin’ it real, and I’m like – respect, ya! Whore fish, dey’re da real deal, no posers here! I’ll be back for more, dat’s a promise!

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A page to poke a bit of well meaning fun at our self important little town. Enjoy. Shoreham or Siberia? It's beautifully eerie out there this morning.

Now, there’s a teeny secret: near the back alleys off Fisherman’s Wharf, there’s graffiti art that shouts hope and rebellion, like echoes straight outta Guillermo Del Toro’s eerie mind. Honestly, sometimes that’s what gets me riled – the undercurrents of forgotten voices. But hey, it’s raw and real, like therapy sessions in the open air.

Major sewage pipe burst in West Sussex town is repaired