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Also, gotta add – when you're here, have a cuppa at the dubious-but-loved cafe on Northgate. I spilled a whole pint of espresso there once – epic moment, if I recall right – and the barista just laughed it off and said, “You know, it’s not our fault, it's the fluid dynamics, old chap!” Hilarious!

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