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Say hello to my little friend! Dis word, "whore," man, it’s a freakin’ trip. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout it, like, who even came up wit it? Old English, "hore," some dusty ass term for a chick sellin’ her goods. Back in da day, like 13th century, dey used it for any broad messin’ around—didn’t even hafta be for cash! Dat’s wild, right? Makes me laugh, thinkin’ how dese prudes prolly whispered it, all shocked, clutchin’ pearls. Now? It’s everywhere—movies, streets, even my damn phone autocorrects to it!

Local Shepton Mallet swingers and dogging

But then, I hear this loud music coming from the square. Turns out, there’s a pop-up festival happening! I mean, what are the odds? I can’t resist. I join the crowd, and it’s all fun and games until I realize I’ve lost track of time. My phone’s buzzing like crazy. My mates are wondering where I am. Oops!

What’s on in Shepton Mallet: cabaret, classic motors and market day magic