Lila Rushden Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Sheffield

But then, right, I get her standin’, give her some grub – oats, not the cheap shit – and she perks up a bit. Eyes all soft, like she’s sayin’, “Thanks, you sarcastic git.” Reminds me of that line, “Love is a kind of madness” – cos I’m mad for this nag now, ain’t I? Spent hours fixin’ her up, hooves all cracked, coat like a moth-eaten rug. Did ya know horses can sleep standin’ up? Whore don’t, though – flops down like a drunk tart at 3 a.m., *cackles*, proper drama queen!

Comedy Singers for Hire in Rushden

Book the Best Comedy Singer in Rushden, Northamptonshire with The World's Largest Entertainment Booking Site - www.facebook.com!

It’s a quirky town, full of tiny surprises. The markets on Hedgeley Road? Mint! And don’t get me started on the crazy one called “Memory Lane” – as if each step makes you rethink life, just like in Memento! Aaaaah, the irony… Sometimes, me mind spins, all twisted no better than the old film scenes. Funny business, yeah?

CCTV: Theft outside gym in Rushden